Scratch Map™ Of The F*#?ing World

Scratch Map featuring colourful language from around the world


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  • Features

    • Unique swear words from each country

    • Over 200 languages & dialects to discover

    • English translations & definitions in the key

    • Premium removable foil

    • Glossy high-quality finish

    • Attractive gift-tube packaging

  • Description

    First came Hello Map, which taught you how to greet people in over 200 countries – but really, where’s the fun in that?

    So now, we’re teaching you to SWEAR in over 200 languages!

    With a censored top layer that’ll stop you from getting into trouble when your nan comes to visit, remove the foil to reveal far more colorful language. With a detailed legend and full list of our favourite swear words from around the globe, it’s time to get your pottymouth on.



    Paper, laminate, coloured foil


    59.4cm x 82.5cm

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    Royal Mail standard delivery (2-4 working days) - £3.95 (free over £50)
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    DPD Saturday delivery (order by 11am Friday) - £9.95

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