Dead Fred Pen Holder

£7.50

Gruesome - Stab Fred with your pen.

Over £30 Express UK Delivery (1-3 days)

FREE

Under £30 Express UK Delivery (1-3 days)

£3.95

  • Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of losing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk ... and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement! The most unnecessarily violent pen holder on the market today - get yours now!

    - Red silicone rubber holder for a single pen or pencil.

    - A macabre alternative to your average pen tray.

    - Keep Fred nearby and never lose your pen again.

    65 x 130 x 25mm | 52g

    Made by Suck UK

  • United Kingdom:
    Express UK delivery options (1-3 days tracked via UPS) are as follows:
    £30 and over - FREE
    Under £30 - £3.95
    All deliveries are with UPS so you will receive tracking information once your order has despatched from our warehouse.

    International:
    International options coming very soon...

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About Suck UK.

Nothing but original design since 1999.


Suck UK stands out from the crowd with their unique selection of gifts & novelty items. All products designed in-house from their London studio, and delivered right to your doorstep. Gift giving made easy, we have something for even the hardest-to-buy-for friends and family.


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